Things I Learned on Thanksgiving…and after

1. Westside Market is, indeed, open 24/7. AND you should never fuck with little old ladies doing last minute Thanksgiving shopping. Upon entering, a little sweet-looking old lady scowled, “Get the fuck out of my way! Say excuse me, bitch!” to some woman who apparently got in her way.

2. I’m super grateful for my circle of lesbian friends. There were 8 of us celebrating Thanksgayvinglast night, including Mirs and myself. It was so fun, funny, and spectacular to spend an evening with smart, funny, sweet lesbians.

3. Never, ever take children under the age of 15 shopping on Black Friday.

Short and sweet, yes. But, my lovely lady is cooking me dinner…

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